In response to the follows and direct message requests from men on Instagram, I wrote this. I hate it when this happens, with the exception of 'Idris Elba' or 'Henry Cavill'. My friend has a George Clooney and, I have to say, I wouldn't mind getting a Tom Hardy...
I am not here to find a date but thanks anyway, Franky-2108. If I were looking for a hairy, mustachioed man you’d be top of the list, my dear Hasan. And Matt, nice tats but you look too chilly in just a vest, I can see your Willy_41, a fine military father, you look awfully nice but you’re being a bother. I can see why you’re desperate, Don, stuck on a rig, but I won’t be coming cos I get seasick. But Jerry200907772, in your V8 truck, and your Mustang, your Harley I say yes, you’re in luck! My husband saw your rides and would LOVE to meet up!
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